Saturday, December 19, 2009

Top 10 Christmas Movies of All-Time

Simply put: The Top 10 Christmas Movies of All-Time, with 1 (or 2) quotes and the best scene from each.


10. Die Hard

Best Scene: Watching Hans Gruber fall in slow-motion.

Best Quote: "Yippie kay-yay..."


9. Elf

Best Scene: Seeing Will Farrell in a Elf's desk

Best Quote 1: "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

Best Quote 2: "Watch out for the yellow ones; they don't stop."


8. Love Actually


Best Scene: The airport chase

Best Quote 1: "Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!" - Billy Mack

Best Quote 2: "Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around." - Prime Minister


7. A Christmas Story

Best Scene: "Fa-rah-rah-rah-rah. Rah-rah, rah, rah."

Best Quote: "Fa-rah-rah-rah-rah. Rah-rah, rah, rah."


6. Miracle on 34th Street

Best Scene: The verdict.

Best Quote: "Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to. Don't you see? It's not just Kris that's on trial, it's everything he stands for. It's kindness and joy and love and all the other intangibles." - Doris Walker



5. Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer

Best Scene: Meeting the Abominable Snowman

Best Quote: The song, "Silver and gold..."



4. Home Alone

Best Scene: The (attempted) robbery.

Best Quote: "Keep the change, you filthy animal!"



3. Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

Best Scene: When the Grinch takes the presents.

Best Quote: "And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
And then - the true meaning of Christmas came through,
and the Grinch found the strength of ten Grinches... plus two!"
-Narrator



2. It's a Wonderful Life

Best Scene: "A toast. To my big brother George: the richest man in town!"

Best Quote: "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?" - Clarence



1. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Best scene: Every scene is a classic.

Best Quote 1: "If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! ... Where's the Tylenol?" - Clark Griswold

Best Quote 2: "Merry Christmas! ... Shitter was full!" - Cousin Eddie

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